Doze's antique shop (Doze's dated Objects)

((STEAL IT AND RUN))

((Don't give him any funny ideas Havoc.))

Doze awoke out of his trance. He shook his head and looked to Eridan.

I think I may accept this 2eal.

Doze hitched his hat into the right direction.

About the last object, that gun... Or a bla2e? A Gunbla2e? What is this?

*The moment Doze begins moving again Eridan quickly assumes an as inconspicuous pose as possible (which of course looks incredibly suspicious)*

oh eh right

thats a tricky one eh
its pretty interestin actually ivve seen similar glitches wwith cards an keys an other small items
pumpkins too if you count nothin as an object
this ones extra broken though normally it swwitches betwween the twwo followwin some impossible logic but this one is actually twwo items at the same time all the time
its a vversatile wweapon but its vvery tricky to use

ivve done as much research as i could on this thing wwithout discovverin much so might as wwell sell it i guess

Are you sure this isn't simply a gun that is also a swor2?

He wasn't to sure about that. This weapon was really confusing.

Whatever it is, it seems to be... New I think. To new for an antiquar like me.

Doze wondered what kinds of weapons this troll was using if he was willing to sell such powerful weapons and items semmingly without a second thought.

nope definitely both
an fair enough i suppose

*Captchalogues the rsiwfolred*

so eh you wwere interested in the flamin swword an the book i think
anythin else catch your fancy

I take the spear, the tri2ent, , the bla2e of fire, the han2 grena2es, the skull and the book of science. I will accept your 2eal... But before that...

Doze vanished into his private bureau and came back with a voice recorder. He took his time doing that but not to anger Eridan. His powers made his life more complicated again. He put the voice recorder on the counter and started the recording.

Just here for insurance. I want to recor2 the exact 2etails of the 2eal regar2ing the book of science Mister... I'm sorry I 2idn't catch your name earlier on young troll.

*Toni walks into the store while Fat Mike heads further into the city.*
(I only have 2 robots walking around atm, and yes those are their names)
So what kind of antiques are you talking about here?

((Robots?))

(( since he plays MK, he gets an army of robot mooks. currently since he cant bring in MK, he has two mooks that have character to play as instead ))

((I figured, I'm just confused why robots instead of the MKs regular goons))

((I think "why not" was the answer given to that question))

(( Cheaper than real people? More expendable? ))

((Cooler?))

Doze heard some mechanical sounds and looked up. He noticed a robot.

Look around, maybe you fin2 something to your liking.

He then turned back to Eridan.

Maybe we shoul2 wait until the new customer is gone.

*Gives Toni an annoyed look*

nah thats fine i knoww the guy

the names eridan ampora
surprised you havvent heard of me yet but wwhatevver (might be for the best really)

anywway

*Eridan puts on his business face and leans on the counter*

wwhat prices are wwe talkin here

He never had heard of Ampora. Why should he?
He knew about trolls of course. The Felt had adopted olive-blood Nepeta Leijon and Snowman had her own adopted daughters named Vriska Serket and Terezi Pyrope.
The Midnight Crew and Problem Sleuth also had their own chunk of adopted Trolls.

Well, my first offer is this:

He started to barter. His economicalic abilities got used, estimating the entire worth of those antiques and he tried to get the desired objectables for a good price.
Doze also talked about the book of science.

If I get "the Book of Science" open you can copy the contents later. If possible. It may have copy protection. Like the kin2 of books who have a "always online" man2ate.

I believe that you that you riske2 your life to get these objects and the offer I ma2e is alrea2y consi2ering this.

This wasn't the first time that somebody claimed that they risked their lives to acquire a certain object. Doze knew the difference between people who aggrandize their tales in which they found such an object and people who really got into great danger.
This Eridan guy was arrogant but he seemed to be serious in his claims that he risked his life more than once.

I could raise the offer a little, though.

*Toni walks up to the counter*
Is this clown giving you some trouble Eridan?

2o you accept cre2it car2s, checks, bon2s or would you prefer cash? I have a certain amount of cash here but I have too look if is enough.

He didn't even turned towards the Robot. He knew that a battle could poorly for him but he doubted that it will come so far.
He could use firearms and he knew hand-to-hand combat but his slowness could throw a wrench into every encounter.

just doin business toni
and he doesnt evven look like a clowwn hes one a those elf guys i think

*Eridan then seems to remember Doze did not in fact suddenly vanish*

yeah im gonna need cash thats kinda wwhy im here in the first place

I am a Leprechaun, but please don't ask for a pot of gol2. Wait a second, I look for the money.

Doze knew about all the jokes people could make about Leprechaun's. But the Felt were very far away from the traditional view of the Leprechauns as they could be.
Doze walked into his bureau.
He returned a few minutes later with a generous ammount of money.

This shoul2 be the right amount. Recount it if you want to be sure.

right the green skin should havve tipped me off

*Eridan looks around the shop, avoiding eye contact with Toni until Doze returns with the money*

no need to count it my sylladex can tell me howw much it is
*captchalogues the money*
yeah thats the right amount
wwell thats settled then ivve got other matters to attend to noww

*captchalogues the remaining items and prepares to leave*

The transaction was a sucess. Doze already thought about some other customers who could be interested in these weapons. Maybe he could sell a weapont or two to some of his comrades in crime.

Just for the recor2 Mister Amopra: I let you copy the contents from the science book should I manage  to open it and I keep the book of sciene still afterwar2s.